malcolmsex: just got that brand new xbox one

malcolmsex:

just got that brand new xbox one

orelpuppington: for 12.99 i could give my idiot money to this company and they will send me a gigantic fucking gummy cola bottle to stuff in my dumb stupid mouth and the worst part is that i’m actually considering it

orelpuppington:

for 12.99 i could give my idiot money to this company and they will send me a gigantic fucking gummy cola bottle to stuff in my dumb stupid mouth and the worst part is that i’m actually considering it

auroralynne: cadaverousgallant: vriskery: italy-the-pasta-lover: lizthefangirl: yourscientistfriend: THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old. thats a little bit shady Jafar you pedo They’re in India, many younger girls do/did get married to older men no bUT ARE WE IGNORING THE FACT THAT A FUCKING 16 YEAR OLD SAVED ALL OF CHINA FROM THE HUNS Alladin’s story doesn’t happen in India… They’re in Arabia. Mowgli is indian.

auroralynne:

cadaverousgallant:

vriskery:

italy-the-pasta-lover:

lizthefangirl:

yourscientistfriend:

THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE

And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old.

thats a little bit shady

Jafar you pedo

They’re in India, many younger girls do/did get married to older men

no bUT ARE WE IGNORING THE FACT THAT A FUCKING 16 YEAR OLD SAVED ALL OF CHINA FROM THE HUNS

Alladin’s story doesn’t happen in India… They’re in Arabia. Mowgli is indian.

morrissarty:

cheeky-jackharries:

avatar-rokuu:

veryscarytwist:

how am i supposed to concentrate in science when whENEVER I LOOK TO THE LEFT I SEE THIS 

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AT LEAST YOU DON”T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THISimage

AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO THIS

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what

matters-from-ashes: The invasion has begun. 

matters-from-ashes:

The invasion has begun. 

welcomebackronberto:

How to successfully seduce someone:
Step 1.  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

artemis-elric:

I love it when they put in little things like this, to show their young audience that the best kinds of heroes are the ones who won’t hesitate to hold someone’s hand when they’re scared. Props to you, Adventure Time.

ktshy:

pleatedjeans:

[joy ang][follow her on tumblr]

Joy is the best, I feel like a jerk for not knowing she had a tumblr until now! :I Gorgeous arts on her website.

esexist:

i just got called a faggot by a group of 6th graders wearing polos